JazzTPTMusician
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Jul-15-2007
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Message #11108 posted by JazzTPTMusician (Info) August 30, 2007 11:35:10 ET
So, this morning...I was just standing in my kitchen, making some green tea
and some peanut butter waffles when all of the sudden my mind wanders off
into who knows where and I notice that the kind of peanut butter I'm eating is
Jif Peanut Butter. (Stick with me I'm getting somewhere) So I'm like...isn't
there a "jiffy" brand of peanut butter? And that phrase, I'll have it done in a
jiffy popped into my head. And then the word "Jiffy" reminded me of my dad's
name, Jimmy, and I was like "I'll have it done in a Jimmy". Then my mind
shoots off into this family get together scene where my Grandpa walks out of
his kitchen and someone asks him to make something and he says, "I'll have
it done in a Jimmy". Well, of course I started to imagine that my grandpa was
going to be cooking "in a Jimmy" a.k.a., cooking inside my dad. So here's my
grandpa, who is an outstanding homosexual, ripping out the insides of my
father and sticking a giant metal pot inside of him laughing like a maniac and
then I'm like...crying and running out of the house...then before I know it my
mind snaps out of it and my tea was done...wierd? Thoughts? Anyone
experience something similar?...
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