sportsr4stoners
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Oct-29-2007
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Message #11118 posted by sportsr4stoners (Info) December 07, 2007 05:59:20 ET
Picture this. You get off work, go to a friends house and light up a blunt of beautiful Northern Cali purples. You're flying high feeling like a million bucks. On my way home I stop and get some delicious Jimboy's tacos. As soon as I open the door to the house, I hear my roommates 2 kids just beating on everything in sight. One is screaming her head off for absolutely no reason. The other one is banging on the cabinets, then gets into the pots and pans. So we have what sounds like a police siren and a LOUD constant metallic banging. And I havent even stepped through the doorway yet. I try to ignore it then turn up the TV and sit down for a second. I walk towards the hallway headed for the bathroom. As soon as I turn the corner I see the most grotesque human being that has ever walked the planet. My roommates' 300lbs gorilla of a sister. Holy f^cking Jesus. Just her mere presence will kill any sense of joy and happiness. But thats not the worst of it. I don't see just her, but as i turned the corner she was bent over at the waist picking up dog sh!t. This hurts me to even type this, but it was a full view of the most disgusting, hairy, white trash ass that has ever graced a trailer park (i didnt live in one, but she belonged there). I snapped out of my glorious high instantly, sat down ate my tacos and went to sleep. What a waste.
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