sanclem
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Message #43774 posted by sanclem (Info) December 30, 2007 13:06:16 ET
In Reply to: an unfinished sanclem compilation posted by bum (Info) December 23, 2007 21:03:58 ET
Its far better to fart then open you mouth and sound stupid.
Crime does pay just ask any lawer.
To advertize to men take 5 pounds of fat and paint a nipple on it.
A boob in the mouth is worth one in the bush.
Fast cars and fast woman have a lot in common, always in for repairs, and require constant polishing.
The ecomomy lifes on its shoes, look at what people are waring.
My dog is smarter than a democrat, it knows where to difocat (shit) and when to bark and will go to anybody with a piece of bacon.
Being know for what you do and not what you say only works in the real world, exception if you running for office.
Lawers are only 50% right, but never offer a refund if they loose.
A new car is great for the first start, then its a used car.
Horses are much smarter than people , you will never see a horse bet on the human race.
The universe is totaly compliant, with no exceptions.
copywrited in some place WL aka SanClem
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