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i got a job...almost

acid jazzer Registered on Oct-13-2002 More User Info Message #292494 posted by acid jazzer (Info) April 15, 2008 00:07:17 ET I was offered this internship at a good company. I called today to accept it and confirm my start date. The lady in human resources says "Ok, so we'll see you in May. Now I'll just get you set up for the drug screen." Fuck. If I had known a couple of weeks ago, I might have had time to clean up, but I can't put this off for too long, so I don't think I can pee clean. So, today I ordered the Whizzinator. http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz2.htm I didn't want tot mess around with detox drinks and cross my fingers. I want to know there is nothing in the piss. Has anyone used this? The only thing I'm worried about is the synthetic urine. I'm wondering if it is possible that the test would detect that it is not human urine. If i can find someone with clean piss maybe I'll use that. Wish me luck...

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american P s y c h O Registered on Mar-04-2002 More User Info Message #292495 posted by american P s y c h O (Info) April 15, 2008 00:30:25 ET In Reply to: i got a job...almost posted by acid jazzer (Info) April 15, 2008 00:07:17 ET damn dude, if you're going to spend $150+ on this, I would put some real human urine in there just to be safe. I know it says it will pass, but it seems like you don't want to take any chances. Do you know anyone whose piss would definitely pass? that can be sort of hard depending on your circle of friends.. take pictures of that thing when you get it! and keep us updated with what you decide to do and how it turns out good luck

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STLsmoker Registered on Feb-10-2002 More User Info Message #292496 posted by STLsmoker (Info) April 15, 2008 04:31:20 ET In Reply to: Re: i got a job...almost posted by american P s y c h O (Info) April 15, 2008 00:30:25 ET yep my buddy had the EXACT same one used synthetic urine everytime and pissed clean on state probation for 2 years, then 6 months before he got off got caught with it cause he had a substitute probation officer who saw it some how they work and im sure it wont be an issue if its just a company drug test but be carefull they dont notice it might sound weird but try a couple times pissing with ur dick vs the wizanator and have differnt people watch ( no homo) and see if they can tell the differnce

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acid jazzer Registered on Oct-13-2002 More User Info Message #292500 posted by acid jazzer (Info) April 15, 2008 10:11:18 ET In Reply to: Re: i got a job...almost posted by american P s y c h O (Info) April 15, 2008 00:30:25 ET Thanks for the words, guys. I'm going to try to use real human urine. Problem is, at the moment I can't think of a single person who has clean piss who I could ask. But I've got a week or so. The whizzinator should be here tomorrow and I'll start practicing.

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Dorian Gray Registered on Dec-01-2004 More User Info Message #292502 posted by Dorian Gray (Info) April 15, 2008 22:33:40 ET In Reply to: Re: i got a job...almost posted by acid jazzer (Info) April 15, 2008 10:11:18 ET On the subject of jobs, I just got a new one. I now have my own kitchen for the first time and it's intimidating to say the least. I am younger than my employees, but this season looks like it's going to turn out well. Gray

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acid jazzer Registered on Oct-13-2002 More User Info Message #292507 posted by acid jazzer (Info) April 16, 2008 14:11:23 ET In Reply to: Re: i got a job...almost posted by Dorian Gray (Info) April 15, 2008 22:33:40 ET Congrats! What kind of joint are you running? I worked in the kitchen at a nice little fine dining place for the last couple of years, but now it's time to graduate and move on. I'll definitely miss the creative aspect of the job, coming up with new specials and making a new soup from scratch sans recipe...I'm already getting nostalgic.

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Lily.Anne Registered on Feb-07-2008 More User Info Message #292516 posted by Lily.Anne (Info) April 17, 2008 16:01:09 ET In Reply to: Re: i got a job...almost posted by american P s y c h O (Info) April 15, 2008 00:30:25 ET Personally, i think you just spent 150 bucks that you didnt need to on the whizzinator! Pre-employement tests are not watched, so i would have just stuck with the synthetic urine. The most popular synthetic if you look in forums is the Quick Fix. I dont know of anyone who has EVER had a prob with this product. I would just use that rather than risking it with anyone elses urine.......

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acid jazzer Registered on Oct-13-2002 More User Info Message #292517 posted by acid jazzer (Info) April 17, 2008 16:41:19 ET In Reply to: Re: i got a job...almost posted by Lily.Anne (Info) April 17, 2008 16:01:09 ET Well, I just took the test. I went to my friend's house (with clean piss) about an hour before but he was totally hung over and dehydrated and couldn't give me enough. It's probably for the better, since he probably still had alcohol in his system. So, I used the synthetic. I read a bunch of threads from various forums and people said they passed using it on a SAMSHA/NIDA certified test, so I think I'm ok. I didn't need the whizzinator, since I was in the restroom alone, but I didn't want to take any chances. As long as I pass (and I will) it is worth the $150.

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acid jazzer Registered on Oct-13-2002 More User Info Message #292518 posted by acid jazzer (Info) April 17, 2008 16:42:55 ET In Reply to: Re: i got a job...almost posted by acid jazzer (Info) April 17, 2008 16:41:19 ET It has a temperature strip on the back and you affix an adhesive heat pack to the other side of the bladder.

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american P s y c h O Registered on Mar-04-2002 More User Info Message #292522 posted by american P s y c h O (Info) April 17, 2008 21:08:05 ET In Reply to: Re: i got a job...almost posted by acid jazzer (Info) April 17, 2008 16:41:19 ET glad to hear it went well! does the thing flop or is it rigid?

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acid jazzer Registered on Oct-13-2002 More User Info Message #292534 posted by acid jazzer (Info) April 18, 2008 13:22:12 ET In Reply to: Re: i got a job...almost posted by american P s y c h O (Info) April 17, 2008 21:08:05 ET It's kinda floppy but denser than real flesh. Kinda like a semi-hard-on. It would probably hurt if someome threw it at you from across the room.

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jocephus Registered on May-11-2004 More User Info Message #292565 posted by jocephus (Info) April 21, 2008 00:57:06 ET In Reply to: Re: i got a job...almost posted by acid jazzer (Info) April 18, 2008 13:22:12 ET amazing story

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american P s y c h O Registered on Mar-04-2002 More User Info Message #292567 posted by american P s y c h O (Info) April 21, 2008 11:53:49 ET In Reply to: Re: i got a job...almost posted by acid jazzer (Info) April 18, 2008 13:22:12 ET what if you caught it in your mouth, what then?

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pinkandmoist Registered on Jun-15-2006 More User Info Message #292568 posted by pinkandmoist (Info) April 21, 2008 13:06:45 ET In Reply to: Re: i got a job...almost posted by american P s y c h O (Info) April 21, 2008 11:53:49 ET then i would say you might be gay or at least a little bi curious.if you wanna deny it though,you could just say that a bee stung you on the bottem and made you open your mouth ,theyd probly buy that

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acid jazzer Registered on Oct-13-2002 More User Info Message #292569 posted by acid jazzer (Info) April 21, 2008 17:19:25 ET In Reply to: Re: i got a job...almost posted by american P s y c h O (Info) April 21, 2008 11:53:49 ET You probably wouldn't want to do that. It has this wierd fresh-molded-plastic smell, so I don't think it would taste very good. Plus I already put it up my butt.

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acid jazzer Registered on Oct-13-2002 More User Info Message #292577 posted by acid jazzer (Info) April 22, 2008 11:11:18 ET In Reply to: Re: i got a job...almost posted by acid jazzer (Info) April 21, 2008 17:19:25 ET Still haven't heard back...I'm pretty sure I have nothing to worry about, but the waiting sucks. I'm almost ready to email the lady in HR just to "confirm" that my test came back negative.

I PASSED!!!!!!!!!

acid jazzer Registered on Oct-13-2002 More User Info Message #292581 posted by acid jazzer (Info) April 23, 2008 10:23:42 ET In Reply to: Re: i got a job...almost posted by acid jazzer (Info) April 22, 2008 11:11:18 ET I finally got tired of waiting and emailed HR. I got a reply within 3 minutes telling me that I passed. Synthetic urine is the way to go (until they find a cheap test to detect it).

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