higuy
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Message #12272 posted by higuy (Info) July 08, 2004 10:50:58 ET
In Reply to: Re: Scared pissless posted by IamN2pot (Info) July 07, 2004 10:02:03 ET
Strange but true, N2. Yes, I had a cop pee for me. Handing me the "donation" he said,"You should be fine. I haven't smoked a blunt since Monday." Nobody likes a funny cop.
Unfortunately, I didn't get an opportunity to practice. While walking into the employer's to pick up the screening form, my bottle slipped from my shorts, down my leg, and onto the sidewalk. Needless to say, I freaked. I slipped it into my sock at that point, and then grabbed the paperwork and went off to the clinic. In the parking lot, I re-inserted my bottle, and pulled my shorts up to my navel to avoid further slippage. When the moment of truth arrived, it went off without a hitch. When I left the bathroom, the nurse was giving me an mean look, so I'm like - " Ohmygod! Did she hear something? Did I screw up?" But she just bitched at me for not completing my paperwork. In fact,I flirted with her shamelessly ( mainly to get over my nervousness ) for the rest of the exam. She ended up accepting my sample even though the temp wasn't quite high enough ( she wrote 98, when it was clearly lower ), and coached me through the eye exam ( I broke my glasses ). I felt like a whore, but I may have gotten a job out of it, and by this time next week I'll be getting baked with that nurse. Thanks again folks. This is the greatest website ever.
-HiGuy
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