smokinsally
Registered on Feb-16-2008
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Message #17869 posted by smokinsally (Info) February 16, 2008 01:27:19 ET
I have to go for my first drug test on Monday. I'm having the 6633n SAP 10-50 gc/ms done. I have a doner with beautiful, pristine, CLEAN pee. My test will be at Quest Diagnostics. I've heard they don't follow you into the bathroom or watch you, so I figure subbing should be a cinch, right? But does anyone know for sure? And what should I do if they do? My plan is to seal it in a ziplock and tape the sides so it can't leak, then tuck it into my undies with one of those girly disposable heating pads to help it stay warm. I figure I'm a chick and if I wear a big skirt they won't really be able to see what I'm up to under there. Think I can pull this off?
I really need this job... :( Such bullshit, man... I don't even DRINK!! I only smoke because it's the only help for my IBS.
Damn the man...SAVE THE EMPIRE!!
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