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I can see clearly now, the pain is gone . . .

Elred Registered on May-06-2007 More User Info Message #11101 posted by Elred (Info) July 01, 2007 23:57:55 ET Anyone have advice how to rescue a Q of shake I dumped on the carpet? Last night I was wishing my macaroni-pot-n-cheese dinner would kick in sooner when I realised I could zoom in on distant objects like a telescope. I was sitting on the ottoman thumbing through the tv listings. What's real wicked is when I tried it on close-up objects like the newspaper I could actually see into the individual droplets of ink down to the vellous little fibres of the newsprint. So, I figure, "man I gotta find a better way to dose this brickweed" 'cause I only eat weed for my migraines and this was overkill. So I put my bag of pressed leaves and stems onto the coffee table and look at it like "geez, I wonder what the thc level of this schwag is? 2% if I'm lucky?" I couldn't zoom in anymore, but I rememeber was flyingI was flying through a solar system of leaves and seeds. I got up that night and realised I'd left the ceiling fan on and all the pot that wasn't stuck to my face was everywhere BUT in the bag where I thought I'd left it. In between my toes, in my lap, up my nase, scattered across the carpet, under the couch. A fuckin mess. I was just remembering that ride through the Weed Solar System (pretty cool) when I realised what I done. Stupid. Elred

Re: I can see clearly now, the pain is gone . . .

shroomsRus Registered on Aug-18-2003 More User Info Message #11102 posted by shroomsRus (Info) July 05, 2007 14:29:53 ET In Reply to: I can see clearly now, the pain is gone . . . posted by Elred (Info) July 01, 2007 23:57:55 ET Very Simple i myself have been there before and i can gaurentee most of you have too. Just get down on all fours with a flashlight and start crawling around looking for it :) sRu

I think I'm a stoner. Wow.

Elred Registered on May-06-2007 More User Info Message #11103 posted by Elred (Info) July 06, 2007 00:23:20 ET In Reply to: Re: I can see clearly now, the pain is gone . . . posted by shroomsRus (Info) July 05, 2007 14:29:53 ET Ya cheeky turd, shrooms! I put a new bag in the mini vac. I bet you can guess where this is all going, but I only learn the hard way. Anyways, long story short, them bags is tricksy, precious. (Ha! I'm like fuckin Gollum trying to find his lost ring!) So I'm on my knees and I manoeuver round to sweep those last bits and I'm getting itchy round the collar and I got scraggly greens down my shirt now in my hair I mean it went fucking everywhere. So I rolled up the carpet and smoked that. And you know what I learned? Aside from the fact a mini vac bag costs more than a free 1/4 o' shake? I bin chaffin meself the whole time thinking "I'm strictly a med user" when the whole time I bin a huge stoner. And I don't care who bloody knows, either. Elred

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