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Inquiring Minds want to know
bbqueen

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Message #174589 posted by bbqueen (Info) May 01, 2008 18:57:10 ET
Can fat people go skinny dipping?



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Damndrugtest

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Message #174591 posted by Damndrugtest (Info) May 01, 2008 19:02:52 ET
In Reply to: Inquiring Minds want to know posted by bbqueen (Info) May 01, 2008 18:57:10 ET
When fat people do that I believe it's called whaling.



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bbqueen

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Message #174592 posted by bbqueen (Info) May 01, 2008 19:09:01 ET
In Reply to: Re: Inquiring Minds want to know posted by Damndrugtest (Info) May 01, 2008 19:02:52 ET
Thanks

If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?



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puffgeezer
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Message #174596 posted by puffgeezer (Info) May 02, 2008 00:20:40 ET
In Reply to: Re: Inquiring Minds want to know posted by bbqueen (Info) May 01, 2008 19:09:01 ET
bbq,

"If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn? "

Here's an answer I like. lol

You should not try to choke smurfs. Quite apart from the moral issues involved, they can spontaneously combust, then recombine into two identical smurfs each as powerful as the original smurf. Typically both will be blue initially, then turn pink. On turning pink they disappear in a puff of smoke and re-appear inside your inner ear where they beat on your eardrums until you go crazy. Definitely, you should not try to choke a smurf.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071115064620AAal8Wg



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bbqueen

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Message #174599 posted by bbqueen (Info) May 02, 2008 07:08:41 ET
In Reply to: Re: Inquiring Minds want to know posted by puffgeezer (Info) May 02, 2008 00:20:40 ET
note to self ............. leave the smurfs alone

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?





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bizar4u
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Message #174607 posted by bizar4u (Info) May 02, 2008 15:34:18 ET
In Reply to: Re: Inquiring Minds want to know posted by bbqueen (Info) May 02, 2008 07:08:41 ET
Yup.



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whybanme

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Message #174609 posted by whybanme (Info) May 02, 2008 17:28:32 ET
In Reply to: Re: Inquiring Minds want to know posted by bbqueen (Info) May 02, 2008 07:08:41 ET
BBQ, here is a bit of advice from someone whom has spent too much time pondering many-a-similar query.

If what you are looking for is always in the last place you look, next time try looking in the last place first.
oh, and by the way, the last time I choked a smurf, he smurted his pants. ;P
Happy Friday y'all
Ban†



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Message #174611 posted by Damndrugtest (Info) May 02, 2008 17:30:21 ET
In Reply to: Inquiring Minds want to know posted by bbqueen (Info) May 01, 2008 18:57:10 ET
Why does Sour Cream have an expiration date?



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bbqueen

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Message #174612 posted by bbqueen (Info) May 02, 2008 17:52:47 ET
In Reply to: Re: Inquiring Minds want to know posted by Damndrugtest (Info) May 02, 2008 17:30:21 ET
lmao Ban

And about that sour cream thing, I know what mean......bottled water too.

I found out today that cannibals don't eat clowns cuz they tasste funny.



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Message #174620 posted by peace frog (Info) May 02, 2008 21:38:31 ET
In Reply to: Re: Inquiring Minds want to know posted by bbqueen (Info) May 02, 2008 17:52:47 ET
when sour cream expires it turns sweet!

if someone says, "I always lie," are they lying? or telling the truth?



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bbqueen

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Message #174635 posted by bbqueen (Info) May 03, 2008 09:45:50 ET
In Reply to: Re: Inquiring Minds want to know posted by peace frog (Info) May 02, 2008 21:38:31 ET
I think those liars are telling the truth ...... no wait .... maybe they are lying ........ wait one more toke here

ok i think maybe they are lying just wanting us to think they are telling the truth.

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Alrighty now, I have been doing some reading on the common fruit fly and am quite disturbed as to how much they are disclosing so much about human behavior. Now call me uppity but somehow this just plain seems wrong.

Biologists have produced a detailed map of protein interactions in a complex organism - the fruit fly.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3223318.stm

The discovery of a gene that controls maturity in fruit flies could help doctors understand how we turn from children to teenagers, say scientists.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4602563.stm

Men who are no good at wooing the ladies may be able to blame their genes, after researchers have made a discovery in the humble fruit fly.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4098344.stm

Scientists have been able to take control of flies' brains to make females behave just like males.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7350403.stm

Flies 'hold clue to alcoholism'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2480827.stm

I don't make this stuff up. LMAO



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